9CaKrnQhGGE作者:陈全lx.huanqiu.comgallery只有留学生才懂的大学笑话 快来看看你中了几条/e3pmh20mi/e3pog9j8k1505807040000责编:陈全环球网留学150580704000011[]{"gallery":{"members":[{"desc":"高中老师:“我是‘事儿妈’,你们最好老实一点!”\r\n大学教授:“嗨,是我,今天宝宝有点累就不来上课了。”","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034725265.png"},{"desc":"听说底下有免费的开源代码!\r\n还在等什么?!","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034725847.png"},{"desc":"恭喜以下九人,因为文件遗失,他们可能不用偿还高额的学生贷款了。\r\n终于不用再吃土!","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034725406.png"},{"desc":"高中:“都晚上九点了,我得洗洗睡了。”\r\n大学:“都凌晨一点了,该吃个晚餐了。”","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034726423.png"},{"desc":"五点我也学!\r\n六点我也学!\r\n七点我也学!\r\n八点我也学!\r\n九点我也学!","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034726331.png"},{"desc":"我:要不选些难度高的课?\r\n课:别选了,是课就难。\r\n蕾哈娜乱入:胆子真大。","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034727558.png"},{"desc":"7点:起床啦!\r\n7点5分:还不起来?\r\n7点10分:快给我起来!\r\n7点15分:你XX给我起床!","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034728465.png"},{"desc":"我:老师点名我该怎么答到?\r\n老师:你想多了。","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034731490.png"},{"desc":"那些男生是不是每次拍照前都要弄湿自己?还是说他们Instagram上每张照片都是湿身只是个巧合?","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034732898.png"},{"desc":"女生们买上一套70刀的衣服,做好发型化好妆,竟然只是为了钓个穿着夏威夷花衬衫的男生?他昨天明明还尿床好不好!","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034732358.png"},{"desc":"放心吧,大学里每个人都这样。","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034734303.png"},{"desc":"犹记得高中时我们都觉得自己很胖,可到了大学我们是真的胖啊!时光是把杀猪刀!","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034736387.png"},{"desc":"别总劝青少年来上大学了,这里停车位根本不够好不好!","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034736879.png"},{"desc":"对不起我迟到了……因为我的闹钟没响……嗯,其实我没定闹钟……好吧,我压根就不想来上课!","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034736565.png"},{"desc":"晨间课堂四部曲。","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034736717.png"},{"desc":"关于学生补助:\r\n等等,你不会真以为我们会帮你付学费吧?只能说你大大地错了。","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034736453.png"},{"desc":"高中:才不要打电话给我妈呢!\r\n大学:妈我跟你说,我刚刚吃了个三明治,你在干嘛啊,我想你了,狗狗们怎么样?","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034737141.png"},{"desc":"我超喜欢大学的,所有人都可以在任何地方想哭就哭,想睡就睡,大家也都对此见怪不怪。","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034737427.png"},{"desc":"大学生活:周一哭,周二哭,周三哭,周四哭,周五上午哭,下午振作起来,周六振作起来了,周日继续哭。","url":"\/\/himg2.huanqiucdn.cn\/attachment2010\/2017\/0919\/15\/47\/20170919034738349.png"}]}}