9CaKrnK1gPZ lx.huanqiu.comarticle网晒小学生语文试卷 “脑洞”之大令人捧腹/e3pmh20mi/e3pn60gah<article><section data-type="rtext"><p>每一个孩子都是天才，它们单纯、可爱，有着自己的独有的认知，它们想到什么说什么，让我们来看看它们的试卷，让你笑的肚子疼，太有才。</p><p>一、认为倒着写没问题的举手，我数一数有多少人。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094806392.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>二、小朋友，你过来，你是不是知道的太多了。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094806979.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>三、求该语文老师此时的心理阴影面积。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094806671.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>四、将来一定是位伟大的画家。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094806335.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>五、小学生的套路，越来越深。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094806576.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>六、读一遍，笑一遍，人才啊。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094806325.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>七、奶奶生气地说：=#*&……%￥#@*</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094806464.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>八、我们家前面有条水沟很难过，你读懂了吗？</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094806384.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>九、将来是位诗人。</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094807571.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>十、这作文可以给满分吗？</p><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094807582.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p><p>十一、穷则独善其身，富则妻妾成群。</p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094807245.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260" data-alt="以后可要好好读书了，不然你看老师手上拿的什么。"/></i><p><i class="pic-con"><img src="//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094807537.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1260"/></i></p></section></article>1489542360000责编：陈全<a href="http://mt.sohu.com/learning/p/128753452_114968" >搜狐</a>148954236000011[]//himg2.huanqiucdn.cn/attachment2010/2017/0315/20170315094807608.jpg{"email":"chenquan@huanqiu.com","name":"陈全"}